Thank you, Art of Darkness. Without you, I never would've read this: Alien vs. Pooh.
Tiggers doing what Tiggers do best. Eeyore -- I say no more. This is good stuff.
Six word stories:
Pineapples do not make good dildos.
Horseradish chases dream of first condiment.
His zipper: the borderlands of lust.
Oh, that last isn't very good. I was going for a "final frontier" or something. But really, beyond the zipper, there are other frontiers. Although, as a teenager, you might not realize that immediately.
Damn Thieving Octopus.
I couldn't stop smiling. A scuba diver finds an octopus in the seaweed. Immediately, the octopus attacks -- or does it? This is fabulous, with incredible music and some subtitles to tell you what's going on. It ends brilliantly, and even though I'm terrified of the ocean, I almost wish this had happened to me.