Short, horrifying, sickly funny. You know you want to read it.
A special thanks to Lily Childs, whose Friday Prediction spawned this grotesquerie. I never entered it into the Prediction because I couldn't fit in the other words nor get it under the word limit (100), but all the same, I thank her. I guess you never know where inspiration will come from, eh?
Where is the last place you found inspiration? The wackier, the better. I like that kind of stuff.